Call the Cops!
No doubt this Police helicopter was out scanning the area I was wandering around in for some nasty piece of work; you know the type, someone akin to a serial killer or a young Tory – real scum. Luckily, I had my camera to hide behind in the hope of looking half-intelligent, just in case they decided I looked like the wanted recidivist and chose to dive-bomb me with their rotor wash!
Jesus, I knew that pack of penny chews I stole as a kid would come back to haunt me one day…
Stretch the Horizon 